LA TOURNÉE DE L’ENNUI JOYEUX

i buy a refurbished bus, you write plays by dictating them whilst hula hooping on stage, we have an intern that writes them down, but she gets crazy somewhere around minnesota so we have to hire a jamaican to do that, jamaicans never go crazy, the mad intern stays with us, we are all very happy, our driver is jack lemmon, i know, i thought he was dead, too, i drink wine and write stories and direct your plays and paint and build catapults but you don't need catapults, who needs catapults, all the broken accordions are rotting, why do i keep building catapults??? oh no! turns out jack lemmon really died years ago.