The Rapture Dance

In 2011, Harold Camping predicted that the rapture would occur on May 21. There was a big reaction in the media, they mostly had fun with the idea. I had my own doubts about the validity of the prophecy, but being the practical person I am, I decided to prepare myself mentally for the end of the world, just in case. On May 21, I dressed accordingly and awaited my glorious descent to hell by dancing and shouting "Love me two times, babe, I'm going away."